Because Jenn requested Jet Ski pics.

Jet Ski pics from back in the day.

This is my grandfather on "Blue Blazes" back in the 1930's

Not sure if he made it 8 seconds but i'm going to tell people he did.

Me at LAX checking out my new ride.

Verifying the exhaust burn. Could be a touch leaner.

I'll never fly commercial again.

Aviation mishap in the making.

Just priming the pump, the dog is a lightweight.

My mom playing in a band. My favorite part of this pic (besides Mom) is the washer and dryer. Very classy group.

This place smelled great and was very welcoming.

Sometimes when vacationing, less is more. Jerry knows what i'm talking about.

A baby pic of mine. Raised in an environment that the government would one day ban. And yet, i'm doing just fine.

My dad and his buddies could kill you in 7 seconds, but probably won't at this point. Bottom row, 4th from left. Click on pic to enlarge.

Wish i still had this car:

And this one

And this one

Perhaps my greatest moment.

This is the biggest fish i ever caught deep sea fishing, although i once caught a bird from 20 feet down.

This is the bird. Caught and released because i'm a nice guy and because people were looking.

He thinks he's people, and at this point he could not swim

The picture doesn't do justice to the sound of the holidays at mom's

If i ever buy a hybrid this will be it

Big Jim as a pup

Official business with an open bar

Elmer wanted to see what was under this rock so i used my bionic finger.

Don't put your child in my care. I'm saving this for when she's a teenager.

We're serious Chrysler fans

Mom's 427 vette back in 1967

Herbie likes to chew gum

This Chinese Army bike looks old but it was made in 1987!

Aviation mishap

Rebuilt Mercruiser 502 with a broken rod in a weekend

6 hours before i called a female sheriff "Sir". Not advised...

A lot of nitrous oxide from 1/2 mile away

Pretty good throttle response

Harder than it looks, 1min 25sec. Winning time was 38 seconds.

Rig of the month

I still know these people and they still have that cuda

Those are REAL guns

Layin it down

Top speed unlimited

Isn't that the truth

Billy the Kid rig

Sox and Martin rig